divinity: It is NOT divine or heavenly. GAG.
Eggnog of any variety, to me, it’s just a big loogey.
The church that has the nasty stew cooked over an open fire combined with decorating the sanctuary and calling it Hanging of the Greens with the appearance of Santa Claus. All parents were expected to provide the gifts to be distributed by Santa but no one told the new people (including the pastor who had two young children who still believed in Santa).
The huge Santa kneeling at the manger in the church lawn at the same church as #3.
The mass produced plaque with wonderful supportive words about “our pastor” with all male pronouns.
BONUS: SONG/CD that makes you want to tell the elves where to stick it.
Santa Claus Lane or any other song from “Last Christmas” by Hilary Duff
I know, I know…. pretty grumpy for November but why not get it out of our systems now so we are free to enjoy the rest of the festivities.